dreamlifeof (dreamlifeof) wrote in pleaseyourlady,
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Well personally I've always found that the recipe for a perfect night of amour involves me drinking 15 pints of lager, taking in a curry, a strip show, losing my wallet, then weaving home, announcing (through the burps) to My Heart's Desire that I am a love albatross. Then fall asleep, snoring loudly, waking only to vomit briefly, then sleep again.
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